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It is 0450 hrs and I am wide awake, which is rather annoying
as there are still 10 minutes until the alarm is due and those ten minutes would
have rounded up my total nights sleep to a nice four hours. Still on the plus
side I haven’t woken the rest of the house.
Slowed by the after effects of the previous evening it takes
me 45 minutes to leave the house. A vital part of that time is spent pouring
over the map comparing the excruciating detail of the AA Auto Route directions
with the road map. It has been a long time since I last made the pilgrimage
to Dunsfold for the open weekend and there are two things that stick in my mind;
I got lost trying to find it and it was very cold. So armed with my map, directions
and some nice warm clothing I set forth. Just as an after thought I chucked
a pair of shorts and a tee shirt into my Bergen, well you never know! I had
an excellent journey until I left the final A road, shortly after which I missed
a turning, travelled some distance out of my way and got hopelessly lost. I
think that part of the mystique of Dunsfold is that only those with grit and
determination ever make it to the event – the rest are still out there
in the wilderness trying to find their way. This is perpetuated by the complete
lack of event signs to guide the hapless pilgrim with the single exception of
large DEFENDER signs at the entrance to Dunsfold Land Rover. Thank goodness
I had decided not to try and find it in the dark!
Phil Bashall pointed me in the direction of the Club display
area and as I approached I spotted Richard Lock with his usual huge grin. Clearly
a man in his natural environment, a field full of Land Rovers. Special effects
man Jeremy was there with his 101 Ambulance “Matron”, Sarah Patterson
and Anthony Burroughs with their winterised 90, Chris and Barbara Thomas with
their 110 2.5 diesel FFR hardtop and Dirk Huperz with another 110, this time
a V8 GS. So along with Richard and Becky’s 127 Ambulance the line up was
virtually all coil sprung. At one time when I attended a show my 90 was the
youngest vehicle amongst an array of Lightweights and 109’s, and was duly
ignored by the general public as beingtoo new to be interesting. Which just
goes to show how things change. This time with the exception of the 101, mine
was the oldest vehicle. Fortunately this was rectified later in the day when
Budd Tilton turned up with his Series III Marshall-bodied Ambulance. This also
meant that we had three different varieties of Ambulance on the display, which
was nice. All we needed was a fire engine to represent all three emergency services,
Police, Fire and Ambulance.
I did spot a tidy series IIA lightweight with Sankey trailer
which belonged to a Club member just there for the day. Apart from ourselves
there were a number of other clubs including all the series clubs. Graham Holding
was present with his surplus parts and equipment and BDR Trading Surplus of
Worthing had a stall with surplus clothing, ammo boxes and jerry cans. Land
Rover Gear had a stall strategically close to the Bar, although a similar proximity
to the portaloos was probably less of a benefit. Landcraft had brought along
an extensive range of models for the younger enthusiast and collector alike.
As in previous years the REME museum at Bordon was represented. They carried
out a recovery demonstration using a 1937 Morris recovery truck to extract the
remains of an Alvis Stalwart from the undergrowth. Dunsfold Land Rover has now
become the home of the late John Parker’s model collection. No, not that
kind of model!! Miniatures of the real thing, in various scales and materials.
Most important of course were the Dunsfold Collection vehicles. The collection
has been enhanced with the addition of some former Gaydon vehicles, including
an amphibious 109 built for the Australian Army and, my personal favourite,
a military specification 90 which was preserved as a reference vehicle and is
absolutely pristine. (Barbara, I checked the indicator lenses and they were
all marked front! Mine are now correct.) Finally of course there were all the
visitors vehicles. All in all, something for everyone.
By about 1400 hrs I was feeling very hungry so decided it was
time to cook myself a full English breakfast. There must have been something
fascinating about this because as I sat eating it I was photographed. Perhaps
I will appear in some obscure European Land Rover magazine.
The afternoon drew on and things quietened down as the general
public left. Richard and I were standing by his ambulance when I spotted a hot
air balloon in the distance and pointed it out. “It sounds like some-one
is trying to inflate one behind that tree” was Richard’s comment.
At that moment a balloon emerged from behind the tree and attempted to land.
However, as there were a few vehicles in the middle of the field the pilot aborted
the attempt. There was some speculation as to whether he would make it over
the workshop buildings, but with vigorous applications of heat he just made
it. A few minutes later another balloon came in very low and we thought it was
going to crash on the off-road course but, passing through the tree tops, it
made an excellent landing on the field before us. At this point a woman charity
fund raiser rushed up and demanded a donation from the occupants and a lively
discussion followed, much to the amusement of those of us spectating.
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Richard had acquired some items from a fellow ambulance owner
who was going to carry out a full camper conversion in preparation for a long
overland trip. As we stood in front of his vehicle Richard remarked that it
was a pity that he could not swap bonnets as the other vehicle’s was much
straighter. I suggested that we could knock some of the dents out, so we set
about removing the bonnet, rummaged about for a rubber mallet and with a block
of wood which Budd loaned and proceeded to beat the living daylights out of
it. Now I don’t know if it was the ringing of aluminium or that strange
phenomenon that whenever you work on a vehicle at a show a crowd gathers, but
pretty soon we were surrounded by onlookers. By now we had progressed to a large
wooden mallet and there were even those who wanted a turn themselves. Apart
from a few cracks in the paint the end result was quite good!
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Phil Bashall provided a communal barbecue, but we gathered round
a disposable one and watched Becky cremate everything on it (sorry). Then we
headed off to have a go at the Dunsfold Impossible Quiz. This quiz is legendary
for banal and obscure facts. If you are the sort of person who knows the chassis
number at which the 6 cylinder engine was introduced then you would have no
problems. The winner got 34 out of the 44 questions correct, to which the general
response was “you need to get out more!” As a team we new such things
as the manufacturer of the Pope Mobile and what EOD and JATE stand for, and
managed a respectable 17. We fared better in the general knowledge quiz and
were only one point behind the winner. I think that the ladies predominantly
dealing with this had a big influence on our success. Unprepared as I had been
for the glorious sunshine during the day, I knew that the night was going to
be cold and a 9x9 tent is not exactly draught proof, however clad in a track
suit, sleeping bag liner and snug in my arctic sleeping bag I had an excellent
nights sleep. So apparently did every-one else as no-one stirred much before
0830 hrs.
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Sunday dawned another glorious day and I decided to
neglect the warm clothing in favour of the shorts again. I also felt the
need to have breakfast at a more normal time of day. Phil Bashall had
said that Sunday would be the busier day and indeed it was, the place
was packed. Owen Wood arrived with his 101GS and Mobat resplendent in
desert sand which drew much attention throughout the day and Mark Mott
brought along his UN Station Wagon. Some of us went on the guided tour
of the collection vehicles which was quite fascinating and probably covered
only a fraction of the information about each vehicle and yet still took
a couple of hours. Owen was taken with an ex-REME 101, but I still had
my eye on the 90 and the Wolf prototype was running a close second. After
lunch packing-up started in earnest and our area started to look a little
barren as the tents were packed away. Our efforts over the weekend had
not gone unnoticed though. I was most surprised when Sarah came back clutching
a cup and informed us all that we had won a prize. “Really,”
I said, “what for?” Apparently we were the best Military Display,
and that without a Sankey trailer in sight! All good things must come
to an end though and it was with a tinge of sadness that I followed Richard
& Becky’s 127 off the field. It is hard to explain how camping
in a field with no amenities other than a portaloo can be such a great
weekend, but it really was. The sunshine obviously helped a lot, but in
the end it comes down to sharing an enthusiasm with like-minded people.
If you have not attended a show with your vehicle yet then give it some
serious consideration for next year. Ours was I think the largest club
display there. I have seen more vehicles from the Club at a Dunsfold open
weekend, so perhaps the challenge for next year will be to get twenty
vehicles on display.
Report: Richard Caney
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